i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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