i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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