dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
nutella sex= disaster
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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