Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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