I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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