hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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