But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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