i just wanna soil my oats bro
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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