oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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