Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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