OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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