69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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