is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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