Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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