i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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