Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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