ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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