i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize