i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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