Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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