Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My dick has a subreddit
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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