he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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