yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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