I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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