Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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