Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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