Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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