covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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