What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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