My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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