He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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