.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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