I love black thongs
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
wow bdsm is so cute
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