just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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