Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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