you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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