Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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