but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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