i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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