I am puke
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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