and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I could fuck to npr.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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