the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize