whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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