hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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