i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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