Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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