i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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