when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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