piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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