This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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